Emmy Rossum in Phantom of the Opera
and andrew lloyd webber is so respected that he legitimately wrote phantom of the opera fanfiction about erik and christine’s son
and then it was a west end musical
called love never dies
and andrew lloyd webber is so respected that he legitimately wrote phantom of the opera fanfiction about erik and christine’s son
and then it was a west end musical
called love never dies
“also I’m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don’t make this weird, Christine.”
#don’t make this weird Christine #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words #”yes I live in the basement; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I wear a mask don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I killed a dude; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes there’s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve now kidnapped you twice; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don’t agree to marry me #DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE” (tags via notbecauseofvictories)
Every time I see the heartwrenching end of the Phantom of the Opera movie, I just imagine Bugs Bunny popping up and saying, “Well, what’d ya expect in an opera - a happy ending?”
I don’t understand when I’m talking about a musical and someone asks me “how do you make a musical about that?” Like the second longest running show on Broadway is 100% people dressed as cats believe me anything can be a musical
these r old headshots but
why is it that when BROADWAY STARS sing musical theatre daily it makes them “TALENTED” and “TONY-NOMINATED” but when I sing musical theatre daily it makes me “ANNOYING” and “A PAIN IN THE ASS”
The Japanese musical of The Little Mermaid handled the whole “swimming on stage” really well~
I started watching to see the swimming but then I couldn’t stop listening to this amazing voice gosh DANG
This is the musical I would love to see.
how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.
man the evolution of memes though
two days ago it was “hi, I’m auditioning for ROLE IN MUSICAL THEATRE, and I’ll be singing from IRONICALLY UNFITTING SONG FROM OTHER MUSICAL”
now it’s “hi, I’m auditioning for SOME SORT OF ENTITY, and I’ll be singing COINCIDENTALLY FITTING POP SONG”
Okay, but this is more historically accurate than 300.
